Un paseo por el bosque - A walk in the woods

Bill Bryson: Writers don't retire. We either drink ourselves to death or blow our brains out.

TV Host: What will it be for you?

Bill Bryson: After this interview, probably both.

Stephen Katz: How do you know all this stuff?

Bill Bryson: Well, there are these things called books.

Stephen Katz: Oh, No kidding, they're called books?

Bill Bryson: Yeah, they're like TV for smart people.